There's nothing more fun than a road trip -
heading out onto the road
A GPS with range and bearing (no maps!)
pointing out which way to go.
What will you see when you get there?
And where is There THERE at this point?
Sandy beaches, an airport, a Disney resort?
All infested by people in jorts?
Eyes open, you'll see things quite different
and quietly pass them on by
Until there's a grin, as the sign that you see
Prompts you to stop and give it a try.
Ruby Falls and Rock City? Been there, done that.
Huntsville's museum, too.
Might not be special, might not be great,
But it's got to be something quite new.
Different is good! Different is ... odd.
There's things we shudder to try.
(Babyland General? No thanks!)
But anything else? We'll stop by.
That, in brief, is our road trip -
A quiet and fun little jaunt.
We look out there to see what's where
And end up... where we start.
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Have fun!
J.