Short and Sweet Key.
Ah, encryption! So easy to do, so hard to decode... when you're missing the proper key. And what is a key, anyway, but something which unlocks a device to keep something safe?
Safes have keys. Keysafes, also, have keys - though what safe do you keep a keysafe key in?
I prefer a keyring, personally.
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Enjoy!
J.